Brand new available today! Two words. Pizza Subscription.
“Subscription boxes are all the rage,” say Director of Operations, Andrew Johnson. “People are too busy these days and the hassle of dinner prep after a full work day can be strenuous. We’ve eliminated that, at least once a week.”
At Prima Strada, we’re always looking for ways to improve. Behind the scenes, our team has been working to develop programs to get more Prima Strada pizza in the hands of Victoria and Cowichan residents. We’ve developed a three-tiered subscription service available through Amazon’s Alexa ® or Google’s Assistant ®.
Personalize your PPS Pizza Subscription today by sending an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. The first 100 subscribers will have their pizzas personally delivery by Pizzeria Prima Strada’s President, Cristen DeCarolis.
What about our carbon footprint? We’ve thought of that! Our zero emissions delivery drivers will be zooming around town on our new ‘Powered By Pizza’ bikes!
No one wants to spend valuable time every night deciding on dinner. Peas or broccoli? Steak or chicken? One night a week, enjoy the consistency of a wood-fired Margherita pizza at your doorstep.
“PPS’ Pizza Subscription will eliminate the valuable time each week for families deciding on dinner,” continues Johnson. “No matter which way you slice it, time is valuable! We know it and our new streamlined pizza at your doorstep service will let you focus on what really matters to you. And really, everybody loves pizza!”
Fact is, Italian wood-fired thin crust pizza made the Prima Strada way is good for you! According to the Health Science Institute, a key ingredient in pizza, lycopene, is in Italian tomatoes! It’s a potent antioxidant, preventing cancer and heart disease.
Eat pizza, be happy, have more time to spend with your family and live longer. It’s that simple.
Happy April Fools from Pizzeria Prima Strada!
***All kidding aside, the pizzerias ARE CLOSED today, Easter Sunday! Enjoy the day with your family and friends as we do the same. NOT AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE. Happy Easter or as they say in Italian, Buona Pasqua!***